Louise: Oof! Tina: I thought we weren't doing the death scene, but I saw the sparks and went with it. Was I convincing? Bob: Yes. Louise: Oh my God! I almost electrocuted my sister! I've become Edison. Dinkler: Oh, you wish! So he electrocuted animals, so what?! As if everyone here's so perfect! I coulda sung it. Bob: Louise, is there something you wanna say to your sister? Louise: Tina, I'm really sorry I wanted to kill you. I got carried away with the Dinkler thing. Which worked out pretty well, but still, I shouldn't have almost killed you.
Tina: It's okay. This is how Topsy would've wanted it. But with more trampling people. Louise: And, Gene, I'm sorry to you, too. Your song was really good. Gene: I know. And without a single fart sound. Jimmy Pesto, Jr. T is for the way you take my breath away I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away N is for no one else takes my breath away and A is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!
Linda - It Snakes a Village. Gene - It Snakes a Village. I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of cancer I'm just afraid of snakes They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay! Gene - The Kids Run the Restaurant. Linda - The Kids Run the Restaurant.
Oh, he did. Fisch checks in and cashes out What more do you want when kids run the restaurant? Ooh, nice pants. Boyz4Now - Boyz 4 Now. Allen: I'm mining the cave for love Boo Boo: Don't care about the world above Griffin: Down here it's dark and cold Matt: I'm just looking for a nugget of gold. Griffin: My hat is hard but my heart is soft Matt: It's dusty down here and so I cough All: It's a dirty job but I ain't stoppin' Griffin: I know I'm breathin' toxins but you're lookin' foxin'.
Allen: Will you be mine? All: Coal mine Allen: Will you be mine? All: Diamond mine I'll pick you, can our love begin Tell me now before my heart caves in Allen: Will you be mine? Autotuned Diamond miiiiiiiinnnne! I wanna hear your secrets, I'm so interested in you What did you have for lunch today? Tell me breakfast, too Which friend are you mad at, girl?
What size are your shoes? You just went to the bathroom, number one or number two? I want to know everything, everything 'bout you. I wanna hear your secrets I'm so interested in you Even if it's not a secret Tell me that stuff, too Details, I wanna know details, what's your dad's name? Details, and your mom's Details, any allergies? Details, how was prom? Interesting, so interesting. I need to show you a secret, it's gonna be a surprise Come a little bit closer, let me whisper in your eyes.
Hey, girl, shh, shush. Close your lips and open your eyes. I want your eyes to hear my lips and also my eyes. I want your lips and your eyes to come together as one so that your eyes can see your lips and that your lips can kiss your eyes and vice versa. And when lip-eyes come together in that type of direction and place, you can see my lips and my lips can see your eyes and Pretty much that's what's gonna happen between the two of us, and then your lip-eyes will see the sun come up and we'll love the sun in the mornin' together.
And then one day, our lip-eyes will see Even though that it's dark, you'll still be able to see the Matt, Griffin, Allen: Gettin' into your booster seat From your big boy head to your big boy feet Gettin' into your booster seat From your big boy head to your big boy feet. Lindaboys, girls - Carpe Museum. Bob: You do realize you almost made Rudy die. Louise: Almost dyin' is the best part of livin'. It's called "almost lived dyin'".
Bob: Huh. So when you run the restaurant, will you call it Louise's Burgers? Louise: I 'unno. Linda: Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom Boys and Girls: Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom Linda: Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang Boys and Girls: Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang Linda: Boys are from Mars, Girls are from Venus, I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis Boys: Boys are from Mars Girls: Girls are from Venus Boys and Girls: I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis Linda: Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang Boys and Girls: Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang Linda: Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom Boys and Girls: Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom Linda: Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina Boys and Girls: Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina Linda: Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom Boys and Girls: Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom Linda: Shake your hips, wiggle your butt Drop your pants, pick 'em back up Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda, weina, chaka Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda.
Unknown, Bobby Gregg & The Desert Sounds - Theme From The Other Side / If You Wanna Be Happy (Vinyl), Tina - The Unnatural. You can't see it It's electric! Tina: Boogie woogie woogie You gotta feel it It's electric! Ooh, it's shakin' It's electric! Tina: Boogie woogie woogie Jiggle-a-mesa-ma, she's a-pumpin' like a Chicka-chicka-fo-ka-chicka-cha-ki She sure got the boogie Now you can't hold it It's electric! Tina: Boogie woogie woogie.
Linda: What do we do?! The kids must be worried sick about us! Bob: We need to go straight across! Linda: Are you sure, Bobby? Bob: Yes, I'm sure! The right way is That might not have sounded like I'm sure, but I'm sure.
Linda: All right. You're the Nature Master. We're comin' for ya, kids! Tina: We're comin' for ya, Mom and Dad! The kids: screaming. Singers: Kids, we're coming for you Underwear, flying in the air We're coming for you, now we're falling We're snacking and tubing and laughing and splashing and craaaaaaaaawling. Bob: Oh, Linda! Oh my God I ate an ant! Oh my God I just ate another one!
Bob: Lin, what are you doin'? Linda: eating noises They're not bad. Honor, friendship, trust, integrity french braids, sunscreen, skits and jellybeans Rain, rain!
Flash, flash! Tundergirls are vowed to sing this song of nature, friends and things. Thundergirls wear a thunder sash! Singers: When you hear that buzzing sound Sneaky Pete is coming 'round All the girls like to get freaky With a freak that's pretty sneaky. Louise: Woo! Tonight everybody gets hazed! Gene: My sisters are my brothers! I'm gonna go pee out a window! Bob: Wait. Why is everybody holding vibrators?
Gayle and Linda - Turkey in a Can. Gayle: A-ding, a-ding Linda: A-what's that sound? Gayle: It's the gravy boat Gayle and Linda: A-comin' around Gayle: It's not a navy boat Linda: It's the gravy boat Gayle and Linda: Filled with bravery, savory, sailor folk Gayle: Stuffing sailors, disembark Gayle and Linda: Fill our plates and fill our hearts Sailors in your mouth, sailors in your mouth That's what Thanksgiving is all about.
Emcee: Hello, alumni of Cardinal Gennaro High! I hope everyone's having a good time! And if you're not, I'd like to see you organize something on this budget! In this timeframe! It's been really hard! Linda: All right! We're about to go on! So, setlist! Linda: Yeah yeah yeah, if we have time. Everybody ready? Feel pumped? Do you feel pumped? Musician: I feel bloated. Linda: Good! Use it! Emcee: So yeah. Divorce is hard. But you know what?
Ya get up in the morning and you— What? Recent developments to announce! We thought they couldn't come, but they're here! Our very own Bad Hair Day!! Linda: Gah! Lead Singer: We're back where we started! It's Bobby Gregg & The Desert Sounds - Theme From The Other Side / If You Wanna Be Happy (Vinyl) the talent show all over again, huh?! First place, took home the gold! Lead Guitarist: laughs. Lead Singer: Got a Ph. Got an Honorary Doctorate in never gettin' old! My day job is stayin' up all night!
My hobby is bein' impolite! My memory is my guitar! My friends are all my seven cars! I've done home runs with all my aunts! I've never had a menstrual cramp! Lead Singer and Lead Guitarist: But, yeah, life's so great! We made lots of dough! We sleep all day! Lead Singer: Cuz we won the talent show! Got a G. Lookin' at my horse and makin' it rain!
My Bachelor's in breakin' stuff! My Associate's in talkin' tough! I've never had to change my pants! I've never moisturized my hands! I went on a mountain in Vermont! Thank you, little people! We're not gonna stay and mingle! Lead Guitarist : Good night! Lead Singer: Woo! Good luck, Taters! Linda: Ta Tas!
Lead Singer: Right right right. Gayle and Linda - Purple Rain-union. Derek Dematopolis Your neck hair makes me weak. I've still got my Linda and Gayle: sexy parts!
Linda: Still I've got Linda and Gayle: two out of five! Linda: I've still got Linda and Gayle: two out of five! Linda: I've still got my sexy parts! Still I've got two out of five! Gayle: She's still got two out of five! Linda: You know it! Gayle: Or three cats! Gayle and Angie: Not bad for having three kids! Angie: Drum, pop, drum, pop Gayle and Angie: Not bad for having three kids! Hoo, ha, hoo, ha animal screeching Hoo, ha, hoo, ha Jingle in the jungle, hope you bringle me a bundle Tingle on my tingle Santa, bring my favorite thingles Some mittens for the monkeys but make sure they're pretty funky Some leggings for the lion, but remember he's size nine Frogs and gators and monkeys immense Everybody jingle to the jungle dance We have candles and lights and jingle.
Ah Ooh! Wagstaff School students - The Frond Files. Frond : You come outta there right now! Gene: Oh, I'm not coming out! But this is! When you feel like school has sucked the wind out of your sails Remember that it's cool, to use the wind that's in your tails.
Gene: Fart, fart, fart Fart, fart, fart, fart Every fart is a work of art Don't know where to begin? Don't know where to start? Farts will set you free. All: It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute All that air from your own derriere Come on and set it free 'Cause farts are liberty.
Gene: What do we want to do? All: Fart, fart! Gene: Open up your butt cheeks All: This is how our butts speak. Gene: Let's go, All: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart! Linda: sobs Bob: Are you crying? Linda: It's so beautiful. His farts set them free.
He's a hero, don't you get it? Unknown - Mazel-Tina. She's Tammy, she's glammy, she's just a little hammy If she sang a song right now she'd probably win a Grammy You know who I'm talking of So why don't you all say mazel tov, Tammy, yeah. Bob: Hey, Tina, you must be enjoying having Chariot ba— Hey, what's going on? Tina: I'm packing up Chariot.
Tina: Oh, I'm just getting a little old to play with dolls, you know. Bob: Tina? Tina: What? Bob: Play with the doll. Linda: Play with the doll, Tina! Come on! Do what Daddy says!
Tina: Okay, I'll— Neigh. Bob: Make it jump! Tina: Um, well, D— She doesn't jump. You know how I know that? Tina: Uhh Bob: Keep playing with it! Tina: Okay, uhhh. Bob: Goodnight. A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe, A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe Mini and Peggy-sis, flying in clouds so high Headhorn and Chariot, come to my place tonight Equestranauts, we're brothers forever Equestranauts, we're bonded together Bonded together, Equestranauts Equestranauts.
Bob: Your own private island, a million eye patches Calvin: No, I don't think so A gold swimming pool l to hold all of your cashes No, sorry, Bob I'd hire real waiters who all have mustaches No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, nice things are nice.
Fanny: Soon you will see just how nice life can be When you start raking in condo people's money Linda Ooh, I love this dress, does it come In size three? Fanny Spoken : Uh-uh. Linda Spoken : Okay, six? Linda Spoken : Okay, ten? Fanny: Oh, nice things are nice.
Tina: I'm chained to Mr. Goiter Gene and Louise La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la In hopes that they don't destroy her La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Okay, it's not a her, but I really really wanted it to rhyme La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa. Bob: A legion of servants, all at your command An army of tigers, like you always planned Calvin: I could buy my own missiles to launch at Englaa spoken: ahah, nevermind, I'm not telling. Bob: My sophisticated burgers they would understand.
Bob and Calvin: Oh, nice things are nice. Waiter : You guys! There's no singing in here. Bob: Oh. Waiter: Thank you. Bob: Sorry. Fischoeder: Sorry. Bob: Terrible. Bob: Got carried away. Wonder Wharf, wharf of wonder This won't end Till Bob's six feet under He wanted things that were nice But will he pay the ultimate price? Wonder Wharf, Wonder Wharf. Fischoeder: Where's your family, Bob? Why aren't they looking for us?! Bob: I don't know!
Maybe they didn't get our text! Fischoeder: Well, things are bad, Bob. Things are very bad. Der, but looks like Linda will be a widow Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Oh, bad things are bad. Tammy: Oh, bad things are bad. Randy: Maybe your Dad was tied up by a sailor? Rudy: I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler Jimmy, Jr. Jimmy, Jr. Gene: Oh, bad things are bad. Teddy: Oh, I wish that Bob would come back I could really use a big snack Okay, it's not a burger but I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry.
Felix: I did what I had to, I have no regrets I murdered my brother for power and sex What's this weird feeling inside of my chest? Fanny: Why do you keep not looking at my breasts? Felix: Oh, bad things are bad. Rudy: Why did you throw that corpse on my car? It's a competing musical! It's competing with this one right now! Audience member: Shh! Linda: whispering loudly Ah, you're jealous! Boy, that guy on the airplane was right about taking my shoes off! Takagi in the head. Bobby Gregg & The Desert Sounds - Theme From The Other Side / If You Wanna Be Happy (Vinyl) Hey, this is Katherine, you work for me I've broken my leg while trying to ski Do me a favor and fill in for me Even though I stole your radio deal idea For Trask Industries Courtney: You did what?!
Gene: Fight scene, fight scene, we're gonna have a fight scene grunting Bob: Oh my God! Linda: Uh, excuse me. Uh, excuse me. I know, right? He's magnificent! Oh, it's warm in here! Hey, did Louise charge you five bucks? Linda: Alright! Courtney: I have a head for business and a bod for sin Jimmy, Jr.
Well I want both, so count me in! Gene: Oh, the life of the wife of a cop Makes my head spin around like a top He's always inaudible under speech. Louise: Hey hey! Five bucks! Doug: What's going on?! Courtney: You're doing your Die Hard musical?! Gene: So I dunno if we can pull this off. I mean, we wrote and rehearsed it in under twenty minutes, but, if we do, it's because we did it together. All of us. Zeke: That's exactly what people say before they make a baby I think!
Gene: Okay, well, without any further ado, we present to you the musical rom-com slash action thriller, Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl! Courtney: Oh, no! We're a bunch of secretaries from New York held hostage in Nakatomi Towers! Louise: Shush! I'm Karl, da one with beautiful hair! Gene: I'm Hans Gruber! Consider yourself grubed! Courtney: Tess McGill can't let a bunch of terrorists ruin her dream! Jocelyn: I hope the police come soon!
Zeke: Ouch! Glass hurt John McClane's feet! Both: Two fancy-footed federal guys Regular Sized Rudy: I might just be a local cop, but will you guys back off me? Jocelyn: Things are getting pretty tense, does anybody want coffee? Courtney: You know, we're not so different, you and I. We're both ambitious, Hans! Gene: Tess McGill, you've stolen this Gruber's heart. Darryl : I cracked the cooooooooooooode!
So here's the bearer bonds, which is the same as money I guess. Gene: Hey, let's make that radio deal! Hip hop? Courtney: Hip hop! Gene: Mmwah! Courtney: whispering That's not in the script! Gene: whispering Just go with it! They love it! Courtney: unknown sound Gene: whispering Is that two rows of teeth I'm feeling? Courtney: whispering My baby teeth never fell out. Tina: And Jack Trainer and I are a couple now as well, so that's good.
Jimmy Jr. Hip hop! Zeke: Hans, you're feeling love's great power But now I gotta push you off the tower! Come here! I'm gon' gitcha! Louise: I'm so mad about my brother so I kill you about it! Zeke: Thanks, Al!
Courtney: If only there was a place where we could all be happy and not get killed. Cast: Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above Filled with bearer bonds and love, where dreams don't die hard Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above Filled with shoulder pads and love Where dreams can fly hard Courtney and Gene: But until we can live in that imaginary world We'll work hard or die trying, girl. Applause Linda: Yes! Bob: Oh my god! Carly Simon? Bob: Oh, sorry. Bob: It's a compliment.
Gene: I smell a Tony! Which is also what happens to be what I call my farts. Cast: Work hard! Or die trying, girl! Carly Simon: Ooooh Carly Simon and cast: You work hard you die hard!
Gene: Work hard! Carly Simon: Ohhhhhhh Cast: Or die trying, girl! Carly Simon and Zeke: You work hard you try hard! Carly Simon: Ooooooooooooh Gene: Yeah! Carly Simon: No, no, no, no, no, work haaaaaaaaaaaard Cast: Or die trying, girl!
Linda and Teddy - Friends with Burger-fits. Linda: He crashes on your couch when he loses his job A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front You take the blade right in the gut! Then he holds your hand till the medic comes. You feed him soup when he breaks his jaw You help him pee when he has that thing He's your best friend.
Teddy: He crashes on your couch when he loses his job He helps you pee when you've got that thing He's your best friend. Linda and Teddy - Father of the Bob. Bob: Tomatoes and sweet peas and green beans It's a dream come true Linda: I wanna take her stupid neck And wring it Louise: That's what I want to do, too, but with him Bob: The only thing greener than these plants is my thumb Linda and Louise: How did we ever get stuck with these bums?
Louise: He's the most annoying person that was ever born Linda: Oh, God, she brought her own tea Bob: I'm the world's greatest farmer Things are growing so well Linda and Louise: We're living in our own personal hell The restaurant's now a crappy place Bob: I think I found my happy Linda and Louise: The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy Bob: Happy, happy, happy, happy Place.
Darryl - Can't Buy Me Math. Girl I wish you were in all my classes Classes And when we kiss We hit our glasses Glasses Now let's slow dance Like molasses Molasses Like mo-oh-oh-la-a-a-a-a-a-asses Thank you, good night! LaBonz: Before we begin, we have a message from one of the candidates for student body president. LaBonz: Settle down. It's not Henry Haber. Pesto You know I am the best-o I'm cooler than the rest-o Gene spoken : He wrote the hot guy manifesto.
Let's do this! LaBonz: I wanna slap that kid. Student: I know, right? Linda: Oh, the sheriff had a piggy and he was mighty mad He saw me a-coming and my wiener he did grab Now I can't quit cryin' and life just ain't no fun 'Cause a fat dog ate my hot dog and I got nothin' but the bun Yeehaw! Gayle: There's lipstick on his pickup, there's mascara on the wheels I looked inside the glove box and I found a red high heel.
Linda: Psst! Stage girl! Tina: Yes? Linda: I need you to put a rattlesnake in someone's guitar for me. Tina: Yes, ma'am. Linda: I'll trade you these tears for a couple of beers and this snot for a shot of whiskey I'll trade you these lips for a couple of sips but you better not get too frisky.
Emcee: Let's hear it for Lindette! Now a brand new duo! He used to be Lindette's partner, and she used to be a waitress who cleaned up throw-ups. Let's give a big Nashville welcome to Gayle and Jo-Gene! Gayle: Well, I got to use the restroom but there ain't a stall for two So squeeze on in and don't breathe in 'cause I won't go solo on you. Gene: Use it! Well, I'd like to eat spaghetti but you want vindaloo So I'll leave in a hurry and order some curry 'cause I won't go solo on you.
And a tap and a tap and a tap-tap-tap And we're tapping and we're spinning and we're Bobby Gregg & The Desert Sounds - Theme From The Other Side / If You Wanna Be Happy (Vinyl) and we're tapping And a shimmy tap, a shimmy tap A scooby tap, a scooby tap, a wiggle tap, a jiggle tap And a shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba scooba-dooba-doo And no one's even looking at you, what you didn't do And a-scabba-dooba-scabba-dooba, scabba-dooba-day And the book report's over, and you got yourself an "A"!
Up here in the Klondike, it can get pretty cold The other dogs are looking fierce so it's time to get bold But when life gets tough, well, you just got to smile And better answer that phone 'cause it's the call of the wild! Linda - Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting. Bob: You know, me and your mom cheated at trivia tonight. Louise: Really? Bob: Yup. Louise: What's wrong with you?
You took her to trivia? Sounds like you cheated Mom out of a date. Bob: There's my girl. Linda: Date night tonight, gonna go out, get some food Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little bit, la, yeah Date night tonight, yeah, gonna go out, get some food Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little bit Gonna go out, get some food Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little bit, la, yeah It's just what we do Date night, date night, date night, gonna go out.
John Roberts - The Runway Club. Frond: Maybe I did rehabilitate you kids after all. Tina: Yeah, maybe. Louise: Ugh! I missed you, outside world! What year is it?! Gene: To the candy! That's made of cotton! Frond: Omigod! It's Principal Spores! All the kids are gone! Don't you love cotton candy?
It's made of cotton and also candy If your fingers get sticky Eat off your hand, lickety-licky. Ah, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you love cotton candy? Oh, yeah. Gene: I want some burgers and fries, I want some burgers and fries Well, there's some right here Tina and Louise: Don't you tell me no lies!
Gene: Guys, I wrote a song for Lenny's party! Darryl, here are the lyrics. Darryl: "His name is Lenny, it is not Jenny. One time he ate a penny, and he thought nobody saw. Gene: True enough. I changed the name of the guy who ate the penny from Gene to Lenny, and it was a nickel. And two pennies. And a tiny rock. All right. Follow my lead. Darryl: His name is Lenny This key isn't working for me. Can we try it in E or D-flat? Gene: No can do. Darryl: Why not?
Gene: 'Cause, no know how to do. I can only play in this key. Lemme see! Gene: Uhhhh Darryl: scats His name is Lenny, it is not Jenny One time he ate a penny, and he thought nobody saw. Peter and Rudy: Whoa! Gene: chuckles Well, that was a mess! Let's not do that again! Right, guys? Uh, okay, all agreed. Gene: groans I don't need to be a musician! In fact I don't need music at all!
Louise: sarcastically Really? Gene: Stop looking at me like that, keyboard! You know I'm right! Louise: What would you do instead? Tim - Eat, Spray, Linda. Teddy - Housetrap . I'm falling for Helen and there's no tellin' Just how far a fella can fall for sure-fitted, strong-armed, wild-eyed widow like Helen Buh, buh-dah-dah, buh-duhm there's no tellin' Just how far a fella can fall for a pill-poppin', home-wreckin' long-necked widow like Helen Bah, bah-dah-dah, bump-ba Bah, da, bah-dah-dah, ba, bup I'm falling for Helen.
Ron: Hugo, did you ever feel we were Hugo: Not I'll sing you a song, a song I'll sing Hi houy, singin' a song Hi houy, singin' a song. With only one ship, our ribs they did prey Hi houy, singin' this song We bellowed and blundered and twiddled our wobbles Hi houy, singin' Boyz4Now - The Hauntening.
All: When I see you, I fall apart Like a zombie I got too nervous to ask you out Every night, I stay awake Like a vampire I just wanna get close to you Hold your hand-pire I can't think of what to say, I sound like such a dummy You make me come unravelled, just like a mummy. Girl it's freaky howling sound My heart is weaky hisses My teeth are extra sharp, my body's extra hairy I'm running in the dark, I love you so much it's scary. I close my eyes and you're still there You're the girl of my dreams, nope, my nightmares You're like Jason, Mike Myers, Carrie and Freddy But I don't want to run away, I want to go steady.
Linda: Is that a different Allen from the last video? Tina: No. Linda: Yes— What? Yes, it is! Tina: No, it isn't. Linda: They switch Allens sometimes, Bobby. They don't. Bob: Don't tell Teddy. That's his favorite one. He's a big Allen guy.
Bobby Gregg & The Desert Sounds - Theme From The Other Side / If You Wanna Be Happy (Vinyl) Halloween roars I'm scared of the dark Going door to door To your mama's house I can feed her Got to get that candy Gotta put in my bag Whatcha have Ooh, trick or treat!
Girl it's freaky You trick or treat me My teeth are extra sharp, my body's extra hairy I'm running in the dark, I love you so much it's scary repeat. Linda - Gayle Makin' Bob Sled. Linda: Aw, family! Now come on! Let's ea— Look at the food!
Look at it! Don't get too close! Don't get too close. Look at me. Bob: Oh, God, what happened to the vegetables. Louise: Survival of the Sweetest, Dad. It's nature's way. Bob: Well, uh, they look You guys really came through. I mean you cooked a turkey. Linda: Woo!
Bob: All right, let's carve it! Oh, comes off Tina: As it should. Gene: Mm-hmm. Bob: Uh, is this thread? Louise: Yeah. What do you use to sew your turkeys? Bob: Should we not eat this? Louise: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. Linda: We could, maybe, no. Gene: I'll eat it. Tina: Hey, look who found a plate of microwave egg rolls! Bob: humming Gayle: No no no, somethin' with a little rhythm. It's gotta be jazzy! Bob: sighs Okay.
All right all right. Scats Gayle: There ya go! Oh, look at him! He loves it! Well, the last present's delivered And the snow outside's gettin' thicker So let's open that bottle of liquor Hey, bourbon, take me home. On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch and on gin Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree Put that elf on a shelf, Merry Christmas to me. Oh, bourbon Oh, bourbon Oh, bourbon Oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, on bourbon, on bourbon.
Oh, bourbon Oh, bourbon bourbon bourbon Oh, bourbon Oh, bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon. Oh bourbon, Oh, oh, oh, oh! Everybody now Oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon Come on, now. Let's hear it, Oh bourbon! Yeah Give me another one, okay.
Oh, bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon Bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon. Louise: Hello! This year was a banner year for us Belcher kids! We did so many nice things! Too many to list! So we're going to sing them to you! Take it away, Gene, my brother! Gene: I did a buncha nice things this year, but one in particular comes to mind. Taco Tuesday was the day at school A day that always makes me drool But when only one taco was left I said "Rudy, friend, you take the rest".
And then those reheated evil nuggets got mad and turned into an angry tornado! Linda: I made those nugget costumes. I made 'em a few hours ago, no big deal. Gene: So I did what I had to do to save the world. Toggle navigation Menu. Name of resource. Problem URL. Describe the connection issue. SearchWorks Catalog Stanford Libraries. The desert song [electronic resource] : Songs from The new moon.
Responsibility Romberg. Uniform Title Desert song. Physical description 1 online resource 1 sound file. Online Available online. More options. Find it at other libraries via WorldCat Limited preview. Contributor Bronhill, June, Performer Forsyth, Bruce. Performer Larner, Elizabeth. Performer Voss, Stephanie. Contents The desert song : a musical play in two acts : highlights. Overture ; The Riff song : over the ground ; French military marching song : did you call for soldiers true?
7" Single on 45cat: Bobby Gregg And The Desert Sounds - If You Wanna Be Happy / Theme From The Other Side - Laurie - USA - LR Victrola Vintage 3-Speed Bluetooth Portable Suitcase Record Player with Built-in Speakers | Upgraded Turntable Audio Sound| Includes Extra Stylus | Turquoise . r45 beach boys - do you wanna dance / please let me wonder - 45 capitol vg r45 beach boys - dont worry baby / i get around - capitol w/pic sle vg- the happy side of me / hurtin' comin' on - reverb promo vg other side of my mind / everything is alright now - zodiac vg. Vinyl 38,,; CD 14,,; Cassette ,; DVD ,; Box Set ,; Genre. Bobby Gregg & The Desert Sounds: Theme From The Other Side / If You Wanna Be Happy LR Bobby Gregg & The Desert Sounds: Theme From The Other Side / If You Wanna Be Happy. Bobby Gregg And The Desert Sounds - If You Wanna Be Happy / Theme From The Other Side - Laurie - USA (). The desert song calling, Its voice enthralling Will make you mine. Blue heaven and you and I, And sand kissing a moonlit sky. A desert breeze whisp'ring a lullaby, Only stars above you To see I love you. Oh, give me that night divine And let my arms in yours entwine. The desert song calling, Its voice enthralling Will make you mine. The easy. Bobby Gregg And The Desert Sounds A: If You Wanna Be Happy B: Theme From The Other Side: Festival Australia: FK 7" 1 USA: Bobby Gregg And The Desert Sounds A: If You Wanna Be Happy B: Theme From The Other Side: Laurie USA: LR Sep 7" 1. The Bobby's Desert theme is an extra novelty background rewarded for completing Bobby's final contract. It features an expansive barren desert with the sun beating down. Contractors that have this theme as the background for their stations. This is the expanded list of all One-Hit Wonders and their songs. Every One-Hit Wonder entry is presented in chronological order of the time they peaked on the Top 40 charts. Sound of the Desert (Chinese: 风中奇缘) is a Chinese television series based on the historical romance novel Ballad of the Desert by Tong Hua. It stars Cecilia Liu, Eddie Peng and Hu Ge. The series aired on Hunan TV from 1 October to 27 November
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